I don’t know what possessed me to think I was cool enough to shop at Urban Outfitters. My family was in town and we, of course, hit the bay area shopping malls. I had my sister with me, so I was feeling extra confident. Also, I think the tubes on my face gave me a false sense of confidence in my bodily old age.
We hit the sales section which I naively thought was occupied solely by my sister and me. I then proceeded to, how can I say this politely, let one rip. I was so proud of myself, “Kaylie, did you hear that?! Haha! Aren’t I amazing?! GUFFAW GUFFAW!” She then looked at me in terror as she pointed out the Gwen Stefani look alike, hanging clothes up in the corner. I ran as fast as my loose little cheeks could take me.